Frequently Asked Questions

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What can we bring?

A smile, a designated driver, intentions for a great time.  We have plenty of food and liquor, and yes even for those of you food-challenged folks who like vegan and gluten-free items.  

If you really want to bring something, the hostess always appreciates fresh flowers of any variety (star gazer lilies, alstroemeria, yellow roses, marijuana - whatever floats your boat).

Are kids allowed?

NO.  We have guns, and they are not protected from children.  We allow exceptions to this rule, but you must talk to us in advance to determine if your child will be allowed to attend.  It's not a sexy party, but all of our parties are strictly for adults.

Do we have to bring Prop Bets?

Not really, but HELL YES!  The game will be more fun to watch if you have placed a bet on it.  However, we will have plenty of bets for you at the party if you don't want to donate to the casino.  There is always at least one game of Squares going as well as other house bets like first commercial after Kick-Off.

What should I wear?

Show off your team spirit with whatever NFL team you favor.  Pamela loves the Cowboys, but sometimes dresses in SB team colors.  Robbie loves gambling.  Our Co-Host, Kitten, loves the Raiders, whereas her husband, Rodney, loves the Lions.  Feel free to wear team colors of whoever is playing or your preferred team Jerseys.  Comfort is key, especially if you are attending the After Party!

Can I bring someone?

YES!  You may always bring other adults to our home with you.  Remember that kids require pre-approval, but adults are always welcome.  The more, the merrier for any party of ours!

We're from out of town.  Where can we stay?

Several out of towners choose to stay with us.  Several out of towners choose to stay at the hotel where we start the After Party.  Several people get rights of first refusal on staying in our guest room.  Call us to talk about options either way.  

• A whole lotta food (Pulled Pork, Sausage Links, Shrimp Cocktail, Veggie Tray, Devilled Eggs, Guacamole, Buffalo Chicken Dip, and Vegan options)
• A whole lotta liquor (Team-themed Jell-O shots, Full Bar of vodka, rum, whiskey, tequila, gin, cordials, as well as beer and wine)
• Too many sweets (Team-themed cupcakes, M&Ms)
• Bottled water
• Smoking section outside for cigarettes, cigars, and marijuana complete with blankets and a firepit table as well as a TV so you don't miss a thing
• Did we mention a whole lotta Jell-O shots???

It's mostly self explanatory - there's a party AFTER the game.  Some years we have an impromptu dance party.  All years we go gamble until dawn (or as long as we can make it these days!).  Some years, the party breaks briefly for sleep, and begins again Monday morning-ish and goes well into Tuesday night!

Most years, the After Party people get treated to transportation to whatever casino has been chosen for gambling until dawn.  Nobody needs to drive drunk or buzzed, so let us know if you're interested in the after party so we can make sure everyone gets there safe.

Pick a casino of your choice, and go have fun!  At least one week prior to the big game, the casinos will post their Proposition Bets so everyone can have skin in the game to keep it more exciting.

Confused about what to bet?  Or how to bet?  Or what the numbers mean?  Please feel free to call Robbie for help.  He loves to help teach people math and gambling.

Pamela loves the safety bets, and anything +400 or better odds.  Robbie loves to play it safe and bet with the casino lines (usually involving whoever Brady represents).

DON'T FORGET!  When you have a losing prop bet, you have to make a field goal attempt.  Get mad props if you make the field goal.  Do a Jell-O shot if you fail the attempt.

• That's okay!  It's a party!  If you like to socialize (and drink and whatnot), then you'll have a good time!
• Proposition bets!  Trust us - these help keep you interested in the game even if you don't care who wins.  Bet on the nation anthem.  Bet on if you think there will be more than 8 field goals made in the entire game.  Bet on the halftime show.  Go ahead and bet on a team to win, or win by a specific margin of victory.  Once you've got money on the line, the game becomes more interesting.
• House bets!  Squares and commercial bets and random side bets abound at the Super Party.  What brand is going to be the first commercial after kick-off?  After 2nd half starts?
• We have games for those who are totally uninterested.  If horseshoes or miniature cornhole aren't setup in the yard, then just ask Pamela for some games.  There's an entire cabinet full of board and card games as well from new to old.